%s asked me cryptically today if he somehow offended of Miss Ansia. I thought about it, but other than Ansia being a bit mischievous and a prankster, she doesn't have much of a temper. I asked %s if something happened. He complained that he started the day tripping over duct tape, then got a note taped to the back, then was scared by a toy spider in a training session... %s figured out from the handwriting on the note that it was Ansia, who came to the Colossus a few days ago, but he has no idea what he did to her to deserve it...
That does sound like what Ansia would do, but from what I know about her, she could have done it because she liked %s. It's fun to watch %s flustered and helpless, though, so I'd like to play a trick on him myself and pretend it wasn't me!
—Vice

Hey, dear Navigator! I hope you're not angry at my pranks! I was just trying to break the ice and not because I don't like you! By the way, I stuck another note on your back when you left this morning... Hope you didn't take it seriously. I was just kidding!
I do love playing practical jokes but I never let it get out of hand. I prank you because... Well, it's you!
Oh yeah, speaking of which, do you know I hate practical jokes when I'm working? If someone pranks me at work, I'll get mad!

Oh, Navigator, I haven't told you my job, have I? I'm a correspondent for the Illumina... Don't underestimate me, for no one can match me in the patience and focus department!
As you probably can tell from looking at me, I'm not good with fighting. My parents died when I was very young so I was raised by Illumina. Naturally, I'm very grateful to the Federation. However, because I didn't start training until I was much older, I couldn't catch up with others in strength or ability, so it's practically impossible for me to be a soldier. I realized that early on so I got into the Illumina military through my brainpower!
I see you're rather perplexed. Guess I'll have to "interact" with you tomorrow to make you believe!

What's wrong with your face, Navigator? Let me wipe it off for you... Ha, fooled you! I just put a sticker on your face. Wanna know what it is? Not gonna tell you!
Why do I love practical jokes so much? Don't you think that's the fastest and best way to get to know someone? Of course, I don't prank everybody. As a correspondent, face reading is my specialty, so I know exactly what kind of people I can get away with pranking! I'd also take advantage of that once in a while, too. Hehe!
Oh, there are people I'd never kid around with. Like who? I'm not telling! But you are definitely not on that list. Right? Right?

Do you know that sometimes, in addition to reporting, I occasionally do some reconnaissance work? Why? Because I'm good at getting myself out of danger! Like I told you, I'm not a combatant, so I have to be clever and resourceful to gain an advantage in battle. As for wits and adaptability, I don't think anyone in Illumina could beat me!
Because of the recon job, I got into trouble many, many times... Of course, I was scared! But I'd rely on my intuition to observe the changes in the environment and find myself a hiding spot to get myself out of tricky situations! Even I couldn't find anywhere to hide, I could still make a lot of noise traps!
What? You don't think it's intuition but instinct? You sure? Perhaps you're right. I'd always thought it was women's intuition!