Congratulations. You are about to unveil the truth of this world. Welcome to Headonion, a show to reshape your conception.

Last time it rained like this, we spotted an unidentified flying object commit the theft of a cow. We are now still tracing any possible signs left by it. Our show, Headonion would like to remind all our farm owners. Please watch out for the thief from above.Do not leave your cows, cats, and shepherd dogs unattended!

The future? It's gloomy.A running mansion, artificial aurora, mass-manufactured circuit men ... Ahhh, the world is doomed to drown in chaos.

Now to our news exclusive! This nothing-special suitcase here, stores a sumptuous apartment with all the necessary home appliances. It will soon become the trend of future accommodation, but also the nightmare for all real estate developers. Please follow me, let's enjoy the room tour to the attic.

Please welcome our mysterious guest ... Oops, my bad. Just an occupational habit.

Such a bright morning. Today, somewhere over there, the mysterious and indescribable incidents are still in occurrence.

People have been fed up with those boring news headlines. Or, are they just satisfied with the world they are living in?

It's late, but I am about to prepare for tomorrow's broadcast.I won't go to bed, nor will I take off my headgear.

Headonion will present you the latest news for tonight. The US Congress plans to impose restrictions on TV exercise programs outside working hours,due to the recent sightings of the Capitol going hiking at midnight.It is estimated that the mansion will arrive in Memphis, Tennessee in no time.

This is not a made up newspaper, but an onion headgear as my disguise.The denotation is to delve into mystery one layer at a time to eventually find the truth. For your information, it is not waterproof so please be cautious.

I have touched that glittering skyscraper.Exactly the same as I reported.It was covered in scales and a stinky smell of marine algae emanated from it.

A charming gentleman in a suit, this is how I present myself in my show. Just like this crazy world, what people see ... is only the products created and refined by those behind the scenes.

Who said I love eating onion? Was he insane?!ONiON is my pen name, a pen name! It's just a name! Damn I hate onion, ewwwww!

You've offered me something precious: trust and understanding. That's what I really need now.

My onion headgear is easily worn out so I will prepare several more. Come on, let me show you how to make one.

Apart from being sharp, you also must be fast,to run ahead of the unexpected and to escape the dangers.

"New treatment to patients suffering from blood circuitization has been found.It is now been put on the hospital's agenda to seek cooperation with power plants," "Aurora may be the work of some graffiti extremists,as some members of the sperm whale family alleged they had found the aerosol cans for special paints" ... All these are strictly prohibited by our station manager but someday I will definitely ...

To accept only the "truth" is to miss the truth. Sadly, few people understand this.

I am in. I have seen so many precious materials.

Hey, you crazy world!

Let's get straight to the point!

Let's unveil the truth!

Exclusives! Exclusives!

Camera!

Breaking news!

Live report!

Diversion!

You can't outpace a journalist!

Ladies and gentlemen, please be ready, to witness the real world!

Help!

Hey! Not the head!

What takes place in our real world, is far more absurd than what you see on my show.

Peel off one layer of the onion, inside it's still onion.Put on your glasses, watch out for the pain in your eyes and the burst of tears!