Hey, the "great" Vertin! Nice to see you again!

"Downpour and thick clouds ... we are trapped in this haunted castle. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door. Knock, knock ... "

Future, future, hmm ... Our future slides back to the past. What else would be impossible then? Perhaps that blondie would accept an award on the stage of any film festival, or the lame horror novels written by my grandpa would win the Nobel Prize in Literature, haha ... I mean, you can always expect the unexpected, my friends!

Great, it's high time. They are not here; only me. Play some horror music. Soon, the bloody tsunami will rush to me. Those suspects in helmets will call my name ...

... I have to remind you that jump scares are really outdated.

Years later, I think I have obtained some techniques to balance the tasks and a taste of art ... Yes, the secret lies in the brilliance of caffeine.

Years later, I think I have obtained some techniques to balance the tasks and a taste of art ... Yes, the secret lies in the brilliance of caffeine.

You should try your breakfast with bloody horror movies. That will definitely be a stimulating appetizer.

Fine. I've always considered "The Man in the Frame" to be a conventional horror story. But when I myself stay in a frame ... I finally realized it's really horrific.

Hey, come over here. Yeah! You must be good at this ... What should I sneak out and eat for the night ... Haven't you furtively eaten hash browns in bed? You are "that Vertin"! Come on, I don't buy it!

Hey! Be careful! This is not a pair of normal glasses ... This is the limited edition sold during the premiere of X Ray Monkey Man! The groove design inside is quite distinctive ... Anyway, as a fans-oriented souvenir, it is fantastic!

High five? Handshake? Or ... Oh, good, it's a document for approval.

Hey! We made a consensus⁠—never attack from the back!Oh ... al-alright, ok, I get it. I will pay attention to my crooked back. Just ... be gentle next time.

Horror is not scary. It's more like ... an unexecuted punishment, a pending cause of death, and a confusing puzzle. It is like the panic when you find there's only a half piece of tissue and a tiny piece of banana peel in the tissue box after you defecate ... Do you get it?

No matter what you do, you'll always succeed. Like no matter what resistance my bullets encountered, they would eventually shoot into the enemy's head.

Could you grant me another leave for a day? I have a friend at Laplace ... Yeah, I need to help him with his little experiment. Don't worry. We will grab you a sample product if we succeed!

The twins living next door are really good at role play. It's rare to see such skillful actresses like them ... They are not acting?! Oh ... I think I should change rooms.

Usually in a horror movie, blondies are depicted as a sacred figure or a cheesy one. They can be an angel, or a fool. You know, the virtual world is really judgmental. When we fall into it, our face will automatically fit into a certain mold, and then we will become someone else.

We all experienced the past where we were denied, distressed, and lost. That beautiful building, the white cradle, cut off all the "inconsistent" parts from us, in order to shape us into a "better" self ... All in all, I am relieved that I am still me, and you are still you.

"The nerdy nerd," checking in!

Logic leads the path to victory!

Humph, cool.

It's not bad ...

Wow, this is an antagonist action ...

Time to show you my card!

The best combo, automatic aiming.

Left, then right ... which one comes first?

Geometry, pay attention to the class.

Appropriately ... explode!

Let's fully relax, and relish all of these!

Ooh!

Oh, hey, for real?

Nice ending. An 8.5 from me!

Woo-hoo! That's great! Now I can pay the balance of my limited-edition Morrison the Killer's bust.

Delicious luncheon, nicely chosen movie, the most relaxing gun maintenance ... Those childhood evenings when I couldn't fall asleep ... I hid books under my cushion. I never expected such a promising future!