%s made it point to inform me first thing in the morning that a super-fast UFO has been spotted! The news bounced me off the bed in a jiffy!
There's a creature like that in the Colossus? I thought as I ran right out of the house and smack into a dainty girl... It was Miss Wendy from the Courier Union!
Sure, she messaged me the night before that she was coming, but it was only six in the morning now! She greeted me in a hurry before stuffing a letter in my hand and left. Watching her move was like watching a bullet shot out of a gun. I was sure she was the super-fast UFO %s witnessed. Looks like life's going to get a little hectic around here.
—Vice

That's right! I'm Wendy! What?! You haven't heard of me... Tsk, how's that possible? Listen up then. In the Rediesel Desert, whether you're up in the sky or deep in the earth, as long as you need my services and I'm available, I'll be able to complete your request at the speed of a hurricane missile. That's right, me! Wendy, the brave, cute, desert hurricane missile! My name is too long? That's not the point!
Why are you looking at me in disbelief? Don't look down on me because I'm small. Look at the muscles on my wings! I got them from flying in the Rediesel Desert all-year-round! I also have this jetpack. You'll understand once I lift off into the sky. No courier in this desert or even on the entire continent can match my speed!

I heard that some people think I'm too fierce and always pick on people. Hey! What do you mean by fierce? That's obviously me putting up a brave front! You haven't seen how those big-sized recipients make things difficult for me! They know I'm small, so they make excuses not to pick up the goods at the delivery location deliberately, or they bully me into delivering to places where no one is present... But I won't let them bully me like that! I may be small, but being small has its own advantages. When they make things difficult for me, I use my secret move! I launch a flying kick into their kneecaps and make them scream in pain! Hahaha! After some time, people stopped bullying me and I could deliver letters in peace!
The Rediesel Desert climate is particularly strange, constantly alternating between hot and cold. Only someone with thick feathers like me can do this kind of work. So? Don't you find me amazing? I guarantee I can deliver to any living person in the Rediesel Desert! Hahaha... Will the delivery be timely? Of course! However, I won't take responsibility for the recipient's mood at the time of the delivery...

I don't really like the Rediesel Desert, but I guess I don't hate it either! The point is that I'm used to it. My parents were both members of the Courier Union, so I followed them everywhere in the desert since I was a child. When they were injured and could no longer deliver letters, I took their job as the communicator of the Rediesel Wrench, the Illumina, and Lumopolis... Although I don't want to admit it, I was young at that time and my wings weren't as strong as they are now! I would run out of strength while flying in the desert and would even get lost... Either way, it was completely inefficient at that time! That's why Sinsa made me a jetpack! Yes... This one!
My wings become more powerful as I grow older, and with the assistance of my jetpack... When I fly in the Rediesel Desert now, I speed through the air like a small hurricane missile, making a whoosh sound!
That's right! Do you want me to show you? Huh? No? Hmph!

Oh yeah, have you ever seen hordes of Eclipsites when you were a kid? Ah, you've been living here since you were young? Then you must not have seen them before!
I once saw a large group of Eclipsites in the desert when I was a child! A really large group! We were going to seek refuge in a hurry, but my parents decided to warn the desert residents first... They did something really great back then. I'm telling you, all the inhabitants of the desert respected them greatly at that time!
The war against the Eclipsites broke out after that. My parents were members of the Courier Union, but they were just ordinary people. They were injured in the war and couldn't pass on information to Rediesel Wrench... Don't you agree that someone must do this amazing work? I was still very young back then, but having learned a lot already from my parents, I started to help them deliver letters! They were very worried about me at first, but I think I must have done a good job, so gradually they began to trust me! What? What's this about me playing dead? W-who did you hear that from! T-that was a very long time ago!
Ahem, anyway, I'm now a famous courier in the Rediesel Desert. I may not be as respected as my parents, but I should be fine since I'm so brave!