I should have known that things wouldn't be that simple from the moment Istvan asked them to join us! As you can see, they are demons.
No, no, no, I'm not talking about that cute gadget on their heads... Hmm... How should I put it? Patty and Patsy are indeed really cute, and they have fluffy tails and teeth as sharp as a dog's. If you just look at their appearance, they look like harmless angels...
Ahem, they would be even cuter if they didn't use their cuteness and Trident to threaten %s to feed them delicious food every day...
What? You want to stroke their tail? I advise you not to try it unless you want to find out why Patsy wears a muzzle...
—Vice

Oh, it's you! Puppy! What? You're not called Puppy? Whatever. I'm going to bully you anyway, so it doesn't matter what I call you! Hahahaha!
Patty and Patsy both hate the Eclipsites because they taste bad and smell disgusting! However, the boss said there's a lot of good food and fools to make fun of here! That's why Patty and Patsy have come to help you kill those Eclipsites! Hahaha!
No matter what, the boss is still the boss—that big guy looks like he can feed us well all the time! All the idiots of the Guild listen to him, so he must be the boss. That's why we have decided to follow him!
Whether it is on the surface or in Umbraton, any place with food is a happy place! Hahaha!

Patty's fangs itch all the time, so she likes to bite people! But Patty is a good doggie who listens to Patsy! Oh? You're asking me why Patsy needs to wear a muzzle if she doesn't like to bite people?
We may be dogs, but this is a mask! After we arrived at Umbraton, we had to bite people with our fangs to get food because we couldn't just pick up something to eat! Although we joined the people of the Guild later, Patsy was already used to biting people and would hurt the people of the Guild by mistake. That's why the boss gave Patsy a mask to wear!
If Puppy dares to mention the muzzle again, I'll let you know exactly why Patsy is wearing one!

Patty and Patsy just love playing hide and seek! The loser gets bullied, so Patty and Patsy never lose!
Why? Because you don't have a dog nose, so you can't catch us! Hahaha! Our nose is able to sniff you out no matter where you hide! It was so fun playing hide and seek with the boss back then! We could find the boss immediately no matter where he hid himself! That's why he had no choice but to let us join the Guild because he promised to let us join if we won!
We love to play hide and seek with that expressionless person the most! Hahahaha! It's a little boring though, as he can never find us. However, he likes dogs and always gives us delicious food! That winged person said that's what friends do. Does that mean you're our friend too? Hahahahaha!
Puppy, look! That gloomy man is staring blankly at our tails again!

That person told us that we must go up there because there are better food and cleaner accommodation up there! Also, that's where Patty and Patsy's father is! What's a father? Is it tasty?
However, there are foods here that don't need to be cooked with hound fire here, as well as fools we can play with whenever we want to! That's why we like Umbraton! We have no idea what a father is, so we don't really feel like going up there!
Of course, Patty and Patsy will always be together! In the past, Patty couldn't stop crying because she couldn't find Patsy. We have to be together even when we play hide and seek! Also, two noses are better than one! Hahaha!
What? Do we miss our mother? What does miss mean? Does it taste good?
It's more fun to play with you than missing our mother, haha!