I heard that Mr. Kleken captivated the hearts of all the women on the Colossus on the very day he arrived. Even I couldn't hold back a sigh when I first saw him. His beautiful face is really attractive to women, but men are probably sick of it.
Although I'm not entirely sure why such a gentleman has come to our Colossus, I heard he had come because he was interested in a certain cute warrior.
Could this cute warrior be the navigator of our Colossus?
I don't know what Mr. Kleken is really planning, but I'm sure the little creatures he has hiding under his cloak will be of great help...
—Vice

I've waited a long time for you, brave pilot.
If you want to know why I'm waiting for you, my advice to you is that you shouldn't worry so much about such trivial things since our meeting is inevitable.
Here there is no chaos from the deep sea. Everyone here, including you, have this bright smell that is quite unpleasant to me. That being said, me and the little creatures under my cloak seem to like you.
Of course, I'm not saying anything strange, and I don't think I look like a sinister person. However, if you don't want to be dragged into the deep sea by some creature, you better be careful as the monsters of the deep sea covet the existence of light at all times.
Why that look? I'm merely talking to myself.

Are you looking at these tentacles? They might consider letting you go if you compliment them that they're cute. After all, they like the aura of Light the most, like me. But certainly, if you suddenly feel like seeing them, you're welcome to come visit me when it rains.
They're really cute, but you shouldn't underestimate them. I mean, stop trying to touch them, because I'm not taking any responsibility if you get hurt.
Although I did rely on this ability to stay in Umbraton, to me, Umbraton isn't the only interesting place out there. It's just that there are more real humans here than on that white island, which makes it more interesting.
What's more, I don't think I'll be able to find any work that's more leisurely than this.

Come to think of it, you do remind me of the Shadowlord. Would you still choose to believe me even when you know I'm lying? I've already told you before: don't believe what you see, don't believe what you hear, and don't believe a single word by the Scam Artist. That's because it's a monster who will return to the deep sea one day...
Back to the matter at hand! My decision to temporarily stay in Umbraton is partly because of the Shadowlord and partly because I can't feel anything real on that white island. Even a water source will dry up if things are too boring. So, between up and down, I chose down.
The Shadowlord told me that a rather interesting person had appeared while mounted on a giant dragon. Maybe this is the feeling of realness I'm searching for. Well, I can feel my tentacles getting restless. So, do you think I'm telling a lie right now?

What is it? Why do you look so guarded? Let me tell you a lie now—I won't tell lies all the time if I'm talking to you.
Well, since my boring joke couldn't satisfy you, let me tell you a story. There was once a young child who didn't know how to face the cruel reality. He was in so much pain that he lost his emotions and was only able to see the appearance of the deep sea in his dreams. He grew up in a garbage-filled slum. By keeping himself well-informed, he avoided various threats and searched for anything that would allow him to keep surviving. After that, he lived a long, boring, suffocating peaceful life until someone appeared to smash the tranquility and make waves on the sea surface again...
I think we should change the subject now, unless you want to be dragged under the sea by some cute monsters.