New friends ... new friends ... new investor ... new friends!

Outing canceled?! I'm just getting excited! Damn ... Not even a decent enclosed training field here?!

I have to say thank you to the "Storm." Without it, those old fogies would have never given me the green light for research and so much funding.

Oh ... No one else's here? Great. I own the place now.

Hmm, hmm ...? Oh, I just ... passed out. Nice to see you here. Take the notebook on the desk and write down what I say ...

The bread is mine now. Make yourself another one.

Here, take the latest Arcane Biology Daily. Now see how they praise me and learn carefully.

Next, I'll sing a song here. My dear friends, say goodbye to your sleep.

Just you and I? Great! Leave me alone and I will, too. Let's sit across each other until dawn! That's the best companionship.

The bread is mine now. Make yourself another one.

Here, take the latest Arcane Biology Daily. Now see how they praise me and learn carefully.

Next, I'll sing a song here. My dear friends, say goodbye to your sleep.

Just you and I? Great! Leave me alone and I will, too. Let's sit across each other until dawn! That's the best companionship.

This? Not bad. It's tough to bite and ... This is your hat?

Don't restrict yourself to the suggested amount. An effective trail needs bold attempts. So, I will say: full dose!

Hiss ... Hah ... After ten minutes ... the mid clavicle ... the fourth rib, remittent ... pain ...

You should take a look at the field Laplace prepared for me. More than one hundred and twenty square meters. Plenty of balls, frisbees, ladders, sandbags, sponge dummies. Of course, it's open space.

Hah, much more comfortable in the suitcase. Flexible time for research, independent laboratory ... and unlimited freedom.

The experiments I do here ... Keep them a secret from Laplace. I'll make you an offer.

Family ...? Oh! Parents! If you had said this earlier, I would have understood. I just don't have any reproductive organs. It's not like I'm born from stone. Of course I have a family, a mother and a father.

Seriously, how obsessive are you guys ... The pronoun thing, I don't give a damn. She, he, they, whatever you like ... Hmm ... Well, if you had to choose, rofecoxib and pregabalin, which do you prefer?

Humans are so busy distinguishing themselves from animals, busy being arrogant, calling themselves "creator's favorite and miracles" ... Hilarious. They think they're so exceptional, yet so much mediocrity in front of me.

Me? Is everyone else dead?

Let's kill time together.

Sterilize.

Wear gloves.

Maximize the value of dumbasses.

I am ready.

Oh. Hi?

Get out of here.

Freaking dumbass ...

I'm losing my patience.

Go, go! Go for it! Puppies!

Rotten toes!

Ow!!

Huh? It's already over?

Thank you very much. How about increasing the research funding by tw- ... fifty percent?

Don't run, puppy. I'll catch you in a minute ...