Hm? Do you have anything to tell me, young lady? No, not those cliched greetings. It should be a tender one, with some heartwarming words ... How do you greet your mother?

When reaching my age, most people are just like the thick cloud in the sky, burdened with cumulative agony and joy ... Their countenance also demonstrates the story of ageing, which is quite hard to ease.

There will be a day when I defeat those "geniuses" at lawn bowls. I just need some more practice, or ... a little more patience.

Hey, my child. Do you have a television here? I'd fancy taking a nap with my blanket on the sofa ...

It's always good to have you here no matter if you found a bargain or suffered a loss.

Young people are all the same. They don't cherish the day ... Don't look at me like that. I'm speaking from experience.

Quit yawning, sleepyhead. Let's play lawn bowls together! All you need to do is hold this umbrella ... and count my scores.

The night offers a chance for all stories—bloodshed, adoration, impulsion ... The world we live in is ever-changing, that's why I love watching The Night Show. The content is invariable and warmed-over; the view is indifferent, and the best part is, it's never late.

Fall asleep by a warm fireplace ... That was the only way I spent my night for a long time. Well, now we have proms, and sofas, and the 29 inch CRT TVs.

To gain a foothold in these times is no bed of roses. A pretty face is indeed the icing on the cake, but what really matters is a good mind and a clear view of the time.

Go on, try holding it, and feel its temperature rising in your hand ... Easy, sweetheart ... take it easy, heh heh ...

Body, the enemy of the ripe old age, the friend of the flower of youth.

The marine animals are a gift from mother nature. Their meat is fresh, the texture is soft, and their blood is sweet with the unique ... Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It seems it's not a pleasant topic for you.

You are such a brilliant young lady. Would you mind being my apprentice? Well, before that I need to ask you one question—are your allergic to seafood?

No need to propose a toast. Let's just call it a day and go home to watch a vampire movie in bed ...

My immortality allows me to be well-informed. No matter the dead or alive, you can have your answer from me as long as the pay is adequate. But ... just like anyone with a clear mind won't touch a hot potato, I suggest you keep your little nose clean.

Your Foundation is really a pain in the neck, my child. They had a grudge against me because of the special invisibility cloak and the feud still continues today. But in my defense, they had a 7-day warranty. What else do they want? Or, they can just ... give it a try and buy one more.

In Exeter, Death only spared me. I often feel like a scarecrow. Everything around me keeps changing, growing, and eventually comes to an end. But I remain unchanged and alone.

Alright, just one thing: I will be home by 10 p.m.

Anyone offer your seat to the senior?

Take it easy.

Handle it gently.

Would you buy me a drink?

Bloody prom!

My child, here's something fun for you!

Flying handbag for only 3000 sharpodonties!

Try for free! Try for free!

Hmm ... A little bit hot here.

The ocean dried, and I'm alone again ...

How dare you ...

Urgh ...

Pride goes before the fall. I've been there. You'd better take it.

Well ... just a tiny piece of change in my long calm life.

This is my secret of keeping young ... Fresh milk before bed. Hmm ... The thick scent of milk.