Paychecks assured, pets allowed, full board, safety insurance ... Oh, and even regular travel?
The career benefits you provide are much better than what Laplace offers.

A rainy day like this reminds me of those days when I was manning a stall. Umbrellas, coffee, and hot dogs were the top three sellers when it rained out there.

The numbers on the bank book will slowly grow. The key is, don't be stupid with money.

The good thing about getting a digital emu as your pet is ... you don't pay for her fodder. Just a single press, and she'll have virtual sunflower seeds for lunch.

See, Plappy is greeting you. Press this button and say hi to her.

See, Plappy is greeting you. Press this button and say hi to her.

Alright, so what can I get you? Coffee, pancakes, eggs or bacon?
People are ready in the kitchen now ... Wait, am I supposed to deliver the milk today? Shoot!

Roll your hair up into the rollers, cover them with tinfoil, and apply some liquid ... Stay still, trust me. I've worked in a hair salon. Wait for another half hour, and you'll have fluffy and curly hair.

Interesting things happen during night shifts. You meet a talking dog, a swooping-around UFO, a girl trapped in some TVs, and more. Well, there are boring times, of course, but I'm glad that Plappy is here with me.

During the restless nights of my adolescence, I had no one but Plappy there for me. The "coo-coo" sound she made was deep and rhythmic,
like some kind of relaxing white noise. I learned how to babysit, all thanks to her.

Mm-hmm, you smelled it. This is how you would smell like if you were a part-time cook at a BBQ party of 20 people—smells like pepper and basil.

Hmm, my hands are neither soft nor smooth.
Credit goes to the cheap detergent they use in small hotels.

I've worked as a model on the flyers as well. Trust me—photo shoots are much, MUCH more tiring than giving out flyers. You stretch your body like a resistance band,
let alone the funny striped skirts and purple eye shadow.

This hair clip ... just stick the rhinestones on it in a certain order,
and it'll shine like a diamond. Ha! I knew it! My taste is not as bad as what they said. Look how pretty it is!

You always deserve the award of Employee of the Year ... no, Employer of the Year!

Ahem! Hm, I mean, I owe you one.
If it weren't for you or those kids busy preparing for the Uluru Games, I would be out there on the street in Melbourne, hustling all the time. So, for the sweet words I just said, can I perform the mission assigned by Laplace with that Girl Scout next week?
They're paying really handsomely!

I once thought my digital pet was a chick
until she became too big and came out of the machine. That's when I realized—you can never trust this little thing, just like you can't trust those sellers who claim
their pocket pets are "with a maximum size of five inches."

The world is neither good nor bad. It has no ill intentions, let alone good will. So, when bad things happen, use your brain and take actions to get through it.

"The worst days are over." Those words are my secret to staying positive when living in poverty. Though cliche, when life gives you a lemon, make lemonade and sell it.

Double-checking: you pay me five Sharpodonties per hour, right?

Good enough. Get it started.

You wanna do it the hard way?

You got it.

Oh, you'll like it!

Bo-bo-bo-bo. Plappy, give me a hand!

Bo-bo-bo-bo. Plappy, give me a hand!

Charge, Emu!

Plappy, run, run!

It's called employee insurance.

Digital bodyguard!

Dance in the pixel world!

Hey!

Humph!

Told you I can handle any work.

Oh? You appreciate my work. Good for you!

Hey! Over here! Cold soda and hot ticket sales! Come take a look!